Est. 2019 · 4 things on the internet
Agile tools for teams that never share a room.
Small, fast, free web apps for the ceremonies distributed teams still have to run — plus a handful of side projects that got useful enough to keep online.
Free to use. Guests welcome. Nothing to install.
Agile tools
Ceremonies that work when nobody is in the same room.
RetroMatic
Everyone adds cards, votes on what matters, and the room leaves with actions it can export. Live for every participant, guests included.
Planning
Join a room, vote on story points, and reveal the estimates together. No accounts, no spreadsheet, no talking over each other.
Personal tools
Side projects that got useful enough to keep online.
Protokol
Manage an inventory, build dosing protocols, and log against a generated schedule so you can see what you actually took.
Duck Race
Race rubber ducks with randomised accessories and physics-based speed. Name them, set the distance, and watch them waddle to glory.
How we build
Massive Nerds is a one-person workshop. Every tool here started because a ceremony was painful and the alternatives wanted a credit card first.
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No signup wall
Share a link and the room is in. Accounts exist for the people who want history, not as a toll gate.
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Real-time by default
Votes, cards, and estimates land for everyone at once. Nobody screen-shares a spreadsheet.
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Yours to take away
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